Hilarious Quotes And Sayings

Laughter is the best medicine. It brings positivity to oneself. Here is a collection of the best hilarious quotes and saying that will put a smile on your face. So keep smiling and laughing.

• The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
• Confuse them if you can’t convince them.
• Don’t kiss behind the garden because Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
• People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
• I do have a six-pack but my six-pack is protected by a layer of fat.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat.
• People say everything happens for a reason. So the next time I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
• Don’t Do That – If you want to be successful in business, look around at what all the average people are doing…and don’t do that.

• Getting married at the age of 22-23 is like leaving a night party at 8:30 pm.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. So research before steal…..OOPS.
• I really don’t need a hair stylist because my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
• Mosquitos are like family. They are annoying still they carry your blood.
• I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones. That’s why they are called cell phones!
• People say you can’t live without love but I think Oxygen is more important than love.

Hope you have enjoyed reading the above hilarious quotes and sayings. Feel free to pin or share your favorites with your loved ones and friends. Keep Enjoying!