Funny New Year Resolutions That Will Make You Laugh

It is said that New Year goals will undoubtedly be broken. This is the reason, why the vast majority of the New Year goals are viewed as entertaining. Here is the collection of some humorous new year resolutions.

• I wish I will fight less with my partner over TV remote this New Year!
• I will not bore my boss with the same excuses for taking leaves.
• Try to wash my hands after coming out of the loo.
• Watch more of documentaries, discovery and animal planet channel.
• Try not to use too much cellphone.
• I will stop doing and start thinking.
• Make more use of deodorants.
• Booze less this New Year!
• Sleep more and work less.
• Think of losing weight.
• Reaching the moon on a bicycle.
• Help my mother in household chores.
• Stop buying gifts for my friends.
• I will not consider television as my lullaby.
• Start exercising regularly instead of checking weight.
• Will not hide the television remote when not watching it.
• Check my social media account less this New Year!

Hope you like these funny new year resolutions. Feel free to pin and comment your favorite ones.

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